Things I Hate: Part 1

Kitten heeled shoes. I dont know if you own a pair but let me tell you. They are the fucking ugliest things in the world. People say "Well they are really in right now, Cameron Diaz wears them etc." I dont care about that, there is no excuse for this atrocity to your feet. THERE IS NO EXCUSE! Kitten heeled shoes are for the low class slutty girls who think that wearing a pair of bejewelled kitten sandals to the bar, makes them look "hot." Take a moment to think about those girls. Everyone knows one girl like that. She still wears Warehouse One Flare jeans and lycra low cut stretch tops and adds her sparkling crystallized kitten heels to complete the outfit. Makeup: Eye shadow in the matching color to her shirt, and Bonnebell lipsmacker even though she is 25. Struts around like hot shit in those shoes. Do you want to be thought of like that? Think about it and toss those ugly things in the trash.